Quick disclaimer: I'm not going to really mock religion this time. This isn't about whether Jesus actually existed or not. This isn't about whether Conservatives are stupid or not. This is about whether Christian ideology matches Conservative ideology. Would Jesus actually be a Conservative? Do Conservatives actually like Jesus' supposed message? That's what this article is about. No judgement from me. Just a simple analysis about two ideologies that have lay together, as with a woman, so to speak.