You know, it used to be, that when I said I was a vampire, people knew it was either because of my preference to wear dark clothing or the fact that I worked at night. That was then, however, and now I am forced to listen to the same stupid comments.
“Does that mean you sparkle”. “Are you on Team Jacob”.
Fuck team Jacob. I’m team Man in Black all the way.
Where’s Saint Lestat when you need him? Come on, Anne Rice. Write something to end this insanity.