Minirant: Will Someone Please Sterilize the Duggars?

First of all, let’s talk about America’s Family, the Duggars. Josh Duggar (the oldest of the 19 waste of space brood from Jim Duggar and his cum factory… I mean “wife”) announced the addiction… I mean “addition” of the second to their own brood of unnecessary people. Where the fuck is the government? I can’t …

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Dwight Benson is Public Enemy #1

This is Dwight Benson. Dwight is 64 years old. Dwight was just arrested for his 13th DUI. Let me repeat that. Dwight was just arrested for his THIRTEENTH FUCKING DUI. You see, Benson was in the Navy for 30 years and served multiple tours in Vietnam. He started drinking during the war and has since …

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Adoption Vs. Abortion

I heard someone say “I don’t believe in adoption” recently. First off, you don’t “believe” in it? Like you don’t think it’s real? Secondly, saying “I don’t believe in adoption” is basically saying “I don’t believe in putting my child first” or “I don’t believe in giving my child a chance at a happy life”. …

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Chris’ Guide to Super Fast Computers

I’m often asked for help making computers fast again. There are really two options here. Clean the computer or get better hardware. First, let’s start with software options. These are free options that only cost time. CCleaner CCleaner basically removes temporary and unused files. It also removes things like cookies. For most, the default settings …

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The Root of All Evil

I firmly believe that the root of all of society’s problems is unwanted children. Crime is almost always perpetrated by an unwanted person. We are profoundly over populated. We just keep popping out more and more children. Why? I have heard some say that they had children to feel unconditional love. I have heard some …

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2010 Review

I meant to post this last month,  but forgot. So here we go. 2010 started on a low note. I was unemployed, had no money, and was stressed out beyond belief. It ended on a high note. I got to see one of my favorite bands from my teenage years, Everclear. At the same time, …

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Politicians

Listen you pricks in Washington: YOU WORK FOR US. Your job is to do what WE tell you to do. I’m so sick of the people WE PAY to represent US forgo what WE want because it’s not what THEY want. Why is it that the only time they seem to care about the tax …

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Minirant: Seattle Rain

Seattle is known for a few things. The Space Needle, Grunge music, and rain. So why is it that this city is incapable of creating a decent drainage system? I mean seriously. There is no reason for there to be standing water in the middle of the street, let alone the gutters. What? Is the …

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Minirant: Cat for Rent

I have decided that my feline roommate/overlord is now old enough to work to help pay the bills. I am offering her services to you. Skills include, but are not limited to: She is trained to hunt all manner of imaginary creatures. The trolls that live in my couch are, judging by the constant clawing, …

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Minrant: Alcoholism

This country has a profound problem with addiction. We have realized that there is a genetic element. The government has added laws to control the use of addictive substances, but these laws don’t make sense, and in many cases, simply don’t work. So I was trying to think of a solution. What do you think …

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