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Generation Moron
I have noticed, lately, that we have an epidemic of stupid. Now, I know I complain about stupid people all the time, but I’m mainly talking about the generation after mine. The people born in the 90s. They seem to be the “now” generation. All they think about is right now. They can’t think about the future and consequences. They don’t care about history because, “that was a long time ago”.
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Christian Paranoia
I recently noticed another trait about Christians that I can’t stand. Well, not all Christians. Just American Christians. They seem to have this irrational belief that they are being attacked. Here’s the truth. There are very few people, like me, who want to eradicate religious people. Most non-believers see Christians kind of like the harmless town homeless. We just listen to their stories of a war they were never in, roll our eyes, and go on our way without giving it a second thought. Only a small handful are militant atheists who want to remove you from the planet.
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Common Decency
By request, here’s my rant about common decency. Or lack thereof. It so happened that I was driving today. The car in front of me was a minivan driving a little faster than a snail. They had an “I love Twilight” sticker, but I think that’s just a coincidence. As we were walking driving, I was patient. Perhaps they were lost. Perhaps the person in front of them was slow. Then they proceeded to get on the highway. As we were turning onto the on ramp, and just as I got the “yellow arrow”, they stopped. In the middle of the lane. They stopped. Now both of us are in the middle…
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California String Art
I had an extra piece of 2′ X 4′ plywood. I also had some left over blue wood stain from years ago. I also had a bunch of free time, so I bought some nails and string for about $5. I’m originally from California, so I figured that would be a great topic for this.
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CD Christmas Wreath
So I know this is super late, but here is a Christmas Wreath I made. All you need are 40 CDs, a hot glue gun, and a string of LED lights. The process is simple enough. First, I made a circle on a piece of paper that was the radius of the inside of the wreath. Next, I put the CDs around the circle, with one overlapping the next. Kind of like Dominoes after they have fallen. Once I knew the spacing was correct, I started gluing them to each other. The CDs were flimsy, so I decided to reinforce it by using two layers of CDs. Basically, I made two…
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How Sanctified is Marriage?
I have talked about the concept of marriage before. I was trying to think why the term “sanctity” was applied to marriage. It occurs to me that marriage was never sanctified. Assuming that the Bible is an accurate history, and that Adam and Eve were the first people, they got married because there was no one else. In any case, there was no celebration, no priest, no vows. They just decided to be together. I’ll skip the part about them only having sons so where did the rest of humanity come from… just like Christians skip that part.
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The Fuck is Going On in Arizona?
Seriously. What is going on there? Between the immigration laws, the gun laws, and the anti women laws, I have to wonder if Arizona is magically in the 1940s. A few days ago, Arizona governor Jan Brewer passed a law banning public funds going towards Planned Parenthood. You do not need a permit to carry a concealed weapon in Arizona. Law enforcement is able to demand citizenship papers on anyone who “looks” illegal. Let’s see how these rules have played out recently.
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Judging People
I tend to think of myself as smugly superior. Smugly superior for judging people based on their personalities, not their looks, I mean. Oops. Forgot to add that clarification. Anyway, it occurs to me, that it might not be as good as it sounds.
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Prank Phone Calls
I like prank calls. I never got into making them, but I always liked getting them. The thing is, if you are going to make a prank call, do it well. That whole “heavy breathing” thing is boring and uncreative. For instance, earlier tonight, I got four or five back to back prank calls. All I could hear was muffled laughter. At first I thought they were just bad connections or pocket dials.
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Bad Mistakes
In Bremerton, WA this week, a 9 year old boy brought a loaded gun to school. The gun accidentally went off and wounded a classmate. When reached for comment, the boy’s father said his son, “made a bad mistake”. No. Using conditioner instead of shampoo is a bad mistake.
