Minirant: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

A 170 page manual detailing HOW TO MOLEST CHILDREN has surfaced in Florida. Re read that last sentence. First of all, the police have known about this for 6 months, yet have no leads and have not told people about it. Next, the “Deputies believe whoever is responsible may have committed crimes against children.” Really? …

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My Solutions

Some of my last few posts have been angry tirades upon the stupidity permeating society. To be fair, I have decided to write this post which will contain my solutions for the problems I see, phrased in a positive light. This is a work in progress. Many of these ideas might not work. Most will. …

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The Entertainment Industry is Doomed

(note: for the sake of comedy, click on the links) The Centers for Disease Control released a report today on the prevalence of cigarette smoking in movies, which they naturally say is too often. According to the CDC’s report, nearly half of all the popular movies released in 2009 contained some sort of “tobacco imagery,” …

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I Need to Come to Power

Ok. First of all, homeschooling should be illegal. Unless you have a degree in education, you have no business pretending to be a teacher. You wouldn’t let the janitor teach the class, would you? Well, unless the class was How to Clean 101. Next, when I come to power, I am going to create a …

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Minirant: God, I Loathe Society

So it turns out that Welfare cards work at some casinos. First of all, I really can’t blame the casinos. They just looked at the white trash… welfare recipients. Then they looked at the ATMs. Then they looked at the welfare recipients. Then they developed an ear to ear grin as dollar signs rolled in …

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Minirant: This is Why WA Will Never be a Real State

This is courtesy of The Seattle Times. I shall not edit this, as it is too good the way it is. “On the Secretary of State’s website, 75 ‘initiatives to the people’ have been filed since January. They range from serious to silly, the most outlandish being I-1069, which would require the Washington state seal …

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Minirant: Silly Poll

So the USA Today had a poll this morning. “Percentage of adults saying it’s “very likely” they’d give CPR to the following: Family Member – 84% Friend – 74% Co-worker – 61% Boss – 58% Stranger – 45% Cat/Dog – 28%” Now, while I think it’s funny that 28% would give CPR to a cat …

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Minirant: World War 3

So I’m pretty sure I know how to avoid World War 3. We need to somehow get Iran and North Korea to attack each other. Like a shepherd leading his flock, we need to lead the bombs away from the US. Iran just said that any potential talks would end if the UN imposed sanctions. …

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LOST?

This contains a detailed analysis of Lost in general and the final episode in particular. If you have not seen the episode, and don’t want me to spoil the ending, read no further. Moving on, WHAT THE FUCK. Seriously. Now, I didn’t start watching until after the 4th season. I quickly caught up and watched …

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NINJAS FTW!!!111!!!!ONE!!!11!!!

I have nothing to add to this. “A STUDENT has been saved from a vicious assault – not by the boys in blue but the men in black. Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school. The German exchange student had been targeted by …

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