Hey religious people: You know how you're paranoid and worried that people like me are going to come into your homes, take your children and undo your brainwashing by taking them to our science camps, turn your churches into brothels, and forbid you from worshiping your sky faerie? Well if you don't want that to happen, you kind of have to earn it by proving that you're not dangerous. The first step is to control your crazies and stupids.