Tag: Politics

The Root of All Evil

I firmly believe that the root of all of society’s problems is unwanted children. Crime is almost always perpetrated by an unwanted person. We are profoundly over populated. We just keep popping out more and more children. Why? I have heard some say that they had children to feel unconditional love. I have heard some …

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Politicians

Listen you pricks in Washington: YOU WORK FOR US. Your job is to do what WE tell you to do. I’m so sick of the people WE PAY to represent US forgo what WE want because it’s not what THEY want. Why is it that the only time they seem to care about the tax …

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Minrant: Alcoholism

This country has a profound problem with addiction. We have realized that there is a genetic element. The government has added laws to control the use of addictive substances, but these laws don’t make sense, and in many cases, simply don’t work. So I was trying to think of a solution. What do you think …

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My Solutions

Some of my last few posts have been angry tirades upon the stupidity permeating society. To be fair, I have decided to write this post which will contain my solutions for the problems I see, phrased in a positive light. This is a work in progress. Many of these ideas might not work. Most will. …

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I Need to Come to Power

Ok. First of all, homeschooling should be illegal. Unless you have a degree in education, you have no business pretending to be a teacher. You wouldn’t let the janitor teach the class, would you? Well, unless the class was How to Clean 101. Next, when I come to power, I am going to create a …

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Minirant: God, I Loathe Society

So it turns out that Welfare cards work at some casinos. First of all, I really can’t blame the casinos. They just looked at the white trash… welfare recipients. Then they looked at the ATMs. Then they looked at the welfare recipients. Then they developed an ear to ear grin as dollar signs rolled in …

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Minirant: This is Why WA Will Never be a Real State

This is courtesy of The Seattle Times. I shall not edit this, as it is too good the way it is. “On the Secretary of State’s website, 75 ‘initiatives to the people’ have been filed since January. They range from serious to silly, the most outlandish being I-1069, which would require the Washington state seal …

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Minirant: World War 3

So I’m pretty sure I know how to avoid World War 3. We need to somehow get Iran and North Korea to attack each other. Like a shepherd leading his flock, we need to lead the bombs away from the US. Iran just said that any potential talks would end if the UN imposed sanctions. …

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Earthquakes

Have you noticed that there have been a fuckton of earthquakes lately? It seems that while 2009 was the year of dead celebrities, 2010 seems to be the year of the natural disaster. Luckily, we have found not only the cause, but also the solution. It all comes to us from Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi. The …

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Political Commentary

Sarah Palin, whose irrational disconnection from reality never ceases to amaze and amuse me, has recently come under fire for supposedly encouraging members of the tea party movement to violence towards her opposition. Said Ms. Palin on her Twitter account, “Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: ‘Don’t Retreat, Instead – RELOAD!’” Soon afterwards several Democrats …

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