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Minirant: Will Someone Please Sterilize the Duggars?
First of all, let’s talk about America’s Family, the Duggars. Josh Duggar (the oldest of the 19 waste of space brood from Jim Duggar and his cum factory… I mean “wife”) announced the addiction… I mean “addition” of the second to their own brood of unnecessary people.
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Dwight Benson is Public Enemy #1
This is Dwight Benson. Dwight is 64 years old. Dwight was just arrested for his 13th DUI. Let me repeat that. Dwight was just arrested for his THIRTEENTH FUCKING DUI. You see, Benson was in the Navy for 30 years and served multiple tours in Vietnam. He started drinking during the war and has since racked up 18 reckless and alcohol related driving convictions, and more than a dozen other convictions for driving on suspended or invalid licenses. His family claims he suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. So that absolves him.
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Adoption Vs. Abortion
I heard someone say “I don’t believe in adoption” recently. First off, you don’t “believe” in it? Like you don’t think it’s real? Secondly, saying “I don’t believe in adoption” is basically saying “I don’t believe in putting my child first” or “I don’t believe in giving my child a chance at a happy life”. Now, I won’t get into the debate about when life starts. I don’t care. For the sake of this post, let’s say that it’s a living organism that could grow into another fucked up person. As a parent, you have the ability, nay OBLIGATION, to raise the child to be a productive member of society.…
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Minirant: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?
A 170 page manual detailing HOW TO MOLEST CHILDREN has surfaced in Florida. Re read that last sentence.
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The Entertainment Industry is Doomed
The Centers for Disease Control released a report today on the prevalence of cigarette smoking in movies, which they naturally say is too often. According to the CDC’s report, nearly half of all the popular movies released in 2009 contained some sort of “tobacco imagery,” including 54 percent of the films that were rated PG-13.
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I Need to Come to Power
I need to come to power. I have so many great ideas that I need to implement in order to bring the world into my utopia. My Christopia, if you will.
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Minirant: God, I Loathe Society
So it turns out that Welfare cards work at some casinos. First of all, I really can’t blame the casinos. They just looked at the white trash… welfare recipients. Then they looked at the ATMs. Then they looked at the welfare recipients. Then they developed an ear to ear grin as dollar signs rolled in their eyes.
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NINJAS FTW!!!111!!!!ONE!!!11!!!
I have nothing to add to this. “A STUDENT has been saved from a vicious assault – not by the boys in blue but the men in black. Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school.
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Scrabble 2.0
Many of you have heard that Scrabble has decided to dumb down the famous game to allow those with less than normal intellect play the game using proper nouns. While most people are concerned by the fact this will encourage stupid people to be lazy, I feel sorry for Hasbro.
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Minirant: Fuck Twilight
You know, it used to be, that when I said I was a vampire, people knew it was either because of my preference to wear dark clothing or the fact that I worked at night. That was then, however, and now I am forced to listen to the same stupid comments.
