*sigh*. This is the first time that I'm tired of a story and I haven't even started ranting about it. The only reason I'm even talking about this is because it is the perfect story for me. Everything about this story is utterly ridiculous. At no point in my life would I have thought I'd see "Katy Perry" and "Islam" in the same sentence. It's like every pronoun in this story was an ad lib. The only good thing about this story is that it gave me an excuse to do a Google Image search for "Katy Perry." That said, I have a lot to talk about, so let's get into this.