About Me

Hotelier, Writer, out of work Superhero (allegedly)

I have worked my way up through the ranks in the hospitality industry, starting as a Front Desk Agent, all the way up to management. My forte is the Night Audit, where my critical eye gets to play. I have survived the post 9/11 occupancy crash, the 2008 economic “oopsie”, and even worked on my day off. A consummate professional, with a staggering collection of neck ties and creative knots in which to tie them, I have spent over half my life working in hotels.

In my free time, I am a writer. I am a self starting sarcastic sentence smith and astute alliteration avoidance adviser. My claim to fame is my perpetually unfinished satirical work, “101 Reasons Why I Should Sue My Parents”, which includes travesties like not having shoes that lit up when you walked, and never seeing the Simpsons. I have also done a ten minute rant on coffee makers.

As a superhero, (redacted).

For my sailing adventures, visit Sailing Polerys.