Politics

  • Politics,  Rant,  Stupid

    Minirant: God, I Loathe Society

    So it turns out that Welfare cards work at some casinos. First of all, I really can’t blame the casinos. They just looked at the white trash… welfare recipients. Then they looked at the ATMs. Then they looked at the welfare recipients. Then they developed an ear to ear grin as dollar signs rolled in their eyes.

  • Politics,  Rant

    Minirant: This is Why WA Will Never be a Real State

    This is courtesy of The Seattle Times. I shall not edit this, as it is too good the way it is. “On the Secretary of State’s website, 75 ‘initiatives to the people’ have been filed since January. They range from serious to silly, the most outlandish being I-1069, which would require the Washington state seal ‘to depict a tapeworm attached to a taxpayer’s intestine, encircled by the words: Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.‘ Another proposes to repeal all laws enacted in 2010.” On a side note, everyone please vote for the one that will end the Liquor Board’s tyrannical dictatorship and let booze…

  • Politics,  Rant

    Minirant: World War 3

    So I’m pretty sure I know how to avoid World War 3. We need to somehow get Iran and North Korea to attack each other. Like a shepherd leading his flock, we need to lead the bombs away from the US. Iran just said that any potential talks would end if the UN imposed sanctions. Kim Jong Il is flat out crazy.

  • Politics,  Rant,  Relationships

    Earthquakes

    Have you noticed that there have been a fuckton of earthquakes lately? It seems that while 2009 was the year of dead celebrities, 2010 seems to be the year of the natural disaster. Luckily, we have found not only the cause, but also the solution. It all comes to us from Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi.

  • Politics,  Rant

    Political Commentary

    Sarah Palin, whose irrational disconnection from reality never ceases to amaze and amuse me, has recently come under fire for supposedly encouraging members of the tea party movement to violence towards her opposition. Said Ms. Palin on her Twitter account, “Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: ‘Don’t Retreat, Instead – RELOAD!’”