I REALLY Hate Dell

PC Problems

Here’s an update on my lovely duel with the fine people at Dell. I received  and email yesterday stating that the part was in and would be shipped to the address on file. Naturally, this was the old address, not the address I gave them a week ago. So I called to update the address. …

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I Hate Dell

These are some of the stupidest people on the planet. This is a log with a tech support agent. Obviously tier 1. Dell: “Thank you for contacting Dell Technical support. My name is **** and my rep ID number is ******. How may I help you today?” Chris Asbury: “Can you look up my repair …

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Wow. It’s pretty cool that I have had this site up for less than a month and I have had visitors from four countries, two continents, and many are people I don’t even know. So to the latter, I encourage you to stop by and introduce yourself. Sadly, the most popular rant by far has …

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Have you noticed that there have been a fuckton of earthquakes lately? It seems that while 2009 was the year of dead celebrities, 2010 seems to be the year of the natural disaster. Luckily, we have found not only the cause, but also the solution. It all comes to us from Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi. The …

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Scrabble 2.0

Many of you have heard that Scrabble has decided to dumb down the famous game to allow those with less than normal intellect play the game using proper nouns. While most people are concerned by the fact this will encourage stupid people to be lazy, I feel sorry for Hasbro. Think about it. The economy …

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Priestly Virtues

Lately, there have been a lot of news stories about the Catholic Church and it’s abuses of underage children. First of all, I want to be clear that I am not defending Catholicism. The concepts of religion are dangerous to society. The Catholic Church has inflected enough damage to my personal psyche to warrant the …

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Minirant: Fuck Twilight

Interview with a Vampire

You know, it used to be, that when I said I was a vampire, people knew it was either because of my preference to wear dark clothing or the fact that I worked at night. That was then, however, and now I am forced to listen to the same stupid comments. “Does that mean you …

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Political Commentary

Sarah Palin, whose irrational disconnection from reality never ceases to amaze and amuse me, has recently come under fire for supposedly encouraging members of the tea party movement to violence towards her opposition. Said Ms. Palin on her Twitter account, “Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: ‘Don’t Retreat, Instead – RELOAD!’” Soon afterwards several Democrats …

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