Rant

  • Politics,  Rant

    Minirant: This is Why WA Will Never be a Real State

    This is courtesy of The Seattle Times. I shall not edit this, as it is too good the way it is. “On the Secretary of State’s website, 75 ‘initiatives to the people’ have been filed since January. They range from serious to silly, the most outlandish being I-1069, which would require the Washington state seal ‘to depict a tapeworm attached to a taxpayer’s intestine, encircled by the words: Committed to sucking the life blood out of each and every taxpayer.‘ Another proposes to repeal all laws enacted in 2010.” On a side note, everyone please vote for the one that will end the Liquor Board’s tyrannical dictatorship and let booze…

  • Politics,  Rant

    Minirant: World War 3

    So I’m pretty sure I know how to avoid World War 3. We need to somehow get Iran and North Korea to attack each other. Like a shepherd leading his flock, we need to lead the bombs away from the US. Iran just said that any potential talks would end if the UN imposed sanctions. Kim Jong Il is flat out crazy.

  • Politics,  Rant,  Relationships

    Earthquakes

    Have you noticed that there have been a fuckton of earthquakes lately? It seems that while 2009 was the year of dead celebrities, 2010 seems to be the year of the natural disaster. Luckily, we have found not only the cause, but also the solution. It all comes to us from Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi.

  • Rant,  Stupid

    Scrabble 2.0

    Many of you have heard that Scrabble has decided to dumb down the famous game to allow those with less than normal intellect play the game using proper nouns. While most people are concerned by the fact this will encourage stupid people to be lazy, I feel sorry for Hasbro.

  • Rant,  Religion

    Priestly Virtues

    Lately, there have been a lot of news stories about the Catholic Church and it’s abuses of underage children. First of all, I want to be clear that I am not defending Catholicism. The concepts of religion are dangerous to society. The Catholic Church has inflected enough damage to my personal psyche to warrant the most cruel of punishments.

  • Interview with a Vampire
    Rant,  Stupid

    Minirant: Fuck Twilight

    You know, it used to be, that when I said I was a vampire, people knew it was either because of my preference to wear dark clothing or the fact that I worked at night. That was then, however, and now I am forced to listen to the same stupid comments.